Just a little college gal trying to make it through everyday life, but somehow always find a way to embarrass myself. My life is a joke. And yes, these things really do happen to me. Tweet #SOML !function(d,s,id){var js,fjs=d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];if(!d.getElementById(id)){js=d.createElement(s);js.id=id;js.src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js";fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js,fjs);}}(document,"script","twitter-wjs");Follow @pathetic_life !function(d,s,id){var js,fjs=d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];if(!d.getElementById(id)){js=d.createElement(s);js.id=id;js.src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js";fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js,fjs);}}(document,"script","twitter-wjs");Tweet to @pathetic_life !function(d,s,id){var js,fjs=d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];if(!d.getElementById(id)){js=d.createElement(s);js.id=id;js.src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js";fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js,fjs);}}(document,"script","twitter-wjs");follow the patheticlifestory blog on twitter by clicking above for live blog updates and other shameless pathetic encounters # S T O R Y O F M Y L I F E http://patheticlifestory.tumblr.com/Tumblr (3.0; @patheticlifestory)http://patheticlifestory.tumblr.com/when i make it to drink specials...http://patheticlifestory.tumblr.com/post/46944319985http://patheticlifestory.tumblr.com/post/46944319985Tue, 02 Apr 2013 11:41:57 -0500how i feel about my relationship with alcohol...http://patheticlifestory.tumblr.com/post/46944302723http://patheticlifestory.tumblr.com/post/46944302723Tue, 02 Apr 2013 11:41:39 -0500when my mom finally bought me a Sams card...http://patheticlifestory.tumblr.com/post/46944260315http://patheticlifestory.tumblr.com/post/46944260315Tue, 02 Apr 2013 11:40:55 -0500how i would describe a perfect date...http://patheticlifestory.tumblr.com/post/46944249969http://patheticlifestory.tumblr.com/post/46944249969Tue, 02 Apr 2013 11:40:46 -0500how i feel when i'm driving on campus...http://patheticlifestory.tumblr.com/post/46914690836http://patheticlifestory.tumblr.com/post/46914690836Mon, 01 Apr 2013 23:46:00 -0500when someone asks me why i make such bad decisions...http://patheticlifestory.tumblr.com/post/46893679729http://patheticlifestory.tumblr.com/post/46893679729Mon, 01 Apr 2013 19:24:01 -0500when i tried to eat healthy...http://patheticlifestory.tumblr.com/post/46892801305http://patheticlifestory.tumblr.com/post/46892801305Mon, 01 Apr 2013 19:13:39 -0500when i went to New Orleans for the first time... and then i came home… http://patheticlifestory.tumblr.com/post/46891871576http://patheticlifestory.tumblr.com/post/46891871576Mon, 01 Apr 2013 19:02:39 -0500when me and my friend make it to McDonald's after a night of drinking...http://patheticlifestory.tumblr.com/post/46890174685http://patheticlifestory.tumblr.com/post/46890174685Mon, 01 Apr 2013 18:42:48 -0500how i feel when a guy tries to flirt with me...http://patheticlifestory.tumblr.com/post/46888858572http://patheticlifestory.tumblr.com/post/46888858572Mon, 01 Apr 2013 18:27:22 -0500when people talk to me about their spring break diet...http://patheticlifestory.tumblr.com/post/46888647284http://patheticlifestory.tumblr.com/post/46888647284Mon, 01 Apr 2013 18:24:54 -0500when i'm drunk walking into my favorite bar...http://patheticlifestory.tumblr.com/post/46888107407http://patheticlifestory.tumblr.com/post/46888107407Mon, 01 Apr 2013 18:18:37 -0500when i show up looking hot to a party my ex is at...http://patheticlifestory.tumblr.com/post/46043313960http://patheticlifestory.tumblr.com/post/46043313960Fri, 22 Mar 2013 22:14:28 -0500when i realize my roommates went out without me...http://patheticlifestory.tumblr.com/post/45780366715http://patheticlifestory.tumblr.com/post/45780366715Tue, 19 Mar 2013 16:13:35 -0500how i feel when i get in a fight with a friend...http://patheticlifestory.tumblr.com/post/45778668685http://patheticlifestory.tumblr.com/post/45778668685Tue, 19 Mar 2013 15:53:06 -0500when i'm studying and my adderall kicks in...http://patheticlifestory.tumblr.com/post/45766663391http://patheticlifestory.tumblr.com/post/45766663391Tue, 19 Mar 2013 13:01:00 -0500when i have 20% battery left on my phone...http://patheticlifestory.tumblr.com/post/45757249433http://patheticlifestory.tumblr.com/post/45757249433Tue, 19 Mar 2013 10:01:07 -0500how i feel about teen mom...http://patheticlifestory.tumblr.com/post/45749295742http://patheticlifestory.tumblr.com/post/45749295742Tue, 19 Mar 2013 06:28:17 -0500when i got the new taco from taco bell...http://patheticlifestory.tumblr.com/post/45748740372http://patheticlifestory.tumblr.com/post/45748740372Tue, 19 Mar 2013 06:10:06 -0500how i feel after spring break...http://patheticlifestory.tumblr.com/post/45748630082http://patheticlifestory.tumblr.com/post/45748630082Tue, 19 Mar 2013 06:06:24 -0500