when someone tells me and my friend they don't like beer...
May 2012
40 posts
when i realize i'm the third wheel...
when me and my roommate have movie night...
when my crush doesn't text me back...
when i experienced my first rush party...
whenever i decide to workout...
expectation…
reality…
when i see someone doing the walk of shame...
when someone asks me why i'm single...
when i quit my job...
when i'm going somewhere i know my ex will be...
when i show up drunk to class...
when me and my roommate get drunk together in our apartment...
when we're playing never have i ever with my crush...
and my best friend starts saying something embarrassing about me…
when i've had a bad day at work...
my best friend is just like…
when i'm in a bad mood and a taylor swift song comes on...
when i'm really drunk and see my crush out in public...
when someone brings a funnel to the party...
when my favorite song comes on the radio...
and then someone tries to change it…
when i'm home alone and hear a random noise...
when my wifi is taking forever...
i just wanna be like…
when someone asks me about my love life...
when i go out to the bars and check my bank account the next morning...
when one of my friends says we should go to the gym...
whenever me and my big show up anywhere...
when i wake up in the morning and read all the drunk texts i sent...
when i'm trying to look sexy in front of my crush...
when my friend leaves me alone at the bar talking to an ugly guy...
and i find her across the room…
when i'm really high and on the phone with hungry howies...
and they say it’s too late for delivery…
when i'm waiting for my crush to text me back...
Yeah, how does it feel being a small-minded southern hick who will never contribute anything of worth to society?
Like Fergie and Jesus, baby! The real question is: How does it feel messaging your condescending anger on an anonymous Tumblr blog at 2 in the morning? You must be up late contributing an immense amount of your precious thoughts in that cognitive mind of yours to numerous amounts of worldwide government officials to implement world peace. Please, teach me your ways?
Sincerely,
Small-minded southern hick
P.S.— God loves you.
when everyone found out i had an adderall prescription during finals week...
when my friend asks me if she should text her crush first...
when a guy walks into the bar wearing Ed Hardy...
when i'm wearing my letters and shotgun a beer in public...
when one of my friends tell me they're never drinking again...
whenever i see someone wearing leggings as pants...
and then i do it…
whenever i drink by myself...
