May 2012
40 posts
when i'm done with finals and it's officially...
May 1st
380 notes
when i'm finishing a mixed drink and i get down to...
May 1st
320 notes
when i stay up all night writing a paper and...
May 1st
66 notes
when my friends ask me if i'm going out looking...
May 1st
92 notes
whenever i see any cute baby animal...
May 1st
361 notes
when someone is talking bad about one of my good...
May 1st
154 notes
when a guy starts telling me about his feelings...
May 1st
393 notes
when i get back to my room...
from class… from the bar…
May 1st
734 notes
when my friend hooks me up with one of her hot guy...
May 1st
45 notes
when someone asks me why i'm so sarcastic...
May 1st
359 notes
when i'm in lecture and my stomach growls really...
May 1st
129 notes
April 2012
151 posts
when i tried babysitting for the first time...
Apr 30th
74 notes
when i can't tell if someone is waving to me or...
Apr 30th
92 notes
when i look like hell in public and see the one...
Apr 30th
216 notes
Anonymous asked: you weren't half bad at copycatting all those other sites until the obama one. probably just another redneck sorority girl. just a tip: don't inject your close-mindedness in this if you want it to be successful :)
Apr 29th
15 notes
when girls i went to high school with started...
i’m just over here like…
Apr 29th
262 notes
when someone takes the seat i've been sitting in...
Apr 29th
81 notes
Anonymous asked: ROLL FUCKING TIDE BITCH
Apr 29th
10 notes
when i'm trying to study without taking...
most people… me…
Apr 29th
194 notes
when its the first day of class and my professor...
my intro is just like…
Apr 29th
178 notes
when i'm having relationship issues and my friends...
normal friends… my friends…
Apr 29th
378 notes
when i wake up still drunk and not hungover...
Apr 29th
524 notes
when i find an empty table in the library...
Apr 29th
266 notes
when the animal cruelty commercial comes on...
Apr 28th
67 notes
when i make a funny hunger games reference and no...
Apr 27th
144 notes
when someone says "roll tide"
Apr 27th
413 notes
when i start to get too drunk and realize i've...
Apr 25th
201 notes
when i got 99 problems and they're all bitches...
Apr 25th
122 notes
when the bars are having penny beers...
Apr 25th
13 notes
when i can't find anyone to get me alcohol before...
Apr 25th
140 notes
when i'm waiting in line at chickfila...
Apr 25th
88 notes
whenever i get a new cosmo in the mail...
Apr 25th
62 notes
when it's the week of finals...
Apr 25th
382 notes
when pedestrians just stare at me while i'm...
Apr 25th
240 notes
when a really hot guy is dating an unfortunate...
Apr 25th
80 notes
when i'm trying to explain my alter-ego...
Apr 25th
226 notes
when i dropped my iphone for the first time...
Apr 25th
142 notes
when a frat guy is flirting with me...
he’s all like… and i’m like…
Apr 25th
447 notes
when i'm really high and watch national...
Apr 25th
113 notes
when i'm trying to sleep in and someone wakes me...
Apr 25th
133 notes
when you see some girl posting sleazy comments on...
Apr 25th
80 notes
when i'm trying to make it downtown in time for...
Apr 25th
43 notes
when i ask someone to get me alcohol and they come...
Apr 25th
18 notes
when my friend sends me a text saying she's on the...
and she shows up 2 hours later…
Apr 25th
50 notes
when bitches tell me about how amazing their...
Apr 25th
175 notes
when my phone goes off while i'm waiting for a...
and it’s someone else…
Apr 25th
120 notes
when me and my best friend wake up from a night of...
Apr 25th
55 notes
when my hangover hits me after i've been up for an...
Apr 25th
45 notes
when i'm talking and people keep asking me to...
Apr 24th
107 notes
when i meet a guy that will drink wine with me...
Apr 24th
85 notes